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COWABUNGA PIES

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Description:

In the shimmering haze of nostalgic reverie, the Holy Grail of 90's snack lore emerges - the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pies! With the year of 1991 as the portal, this delectable treat graced our taste buds for a mere 20 weeks before fading from existence, leaving naught but a memory for us, 90's kids, to cherish. Yet, as with every legend, there are those who dare to breathe life into the tale. And so, we present to you our version of this legendary pie: Cowabunga Pies. With Layers of green glazed pie crust chips and vanilla pudding power cashew butter, this flavor will transport you back to the glory days, with every bite evoking the cry of "COWABUNGAAAAAAA DUDE!"

Disclaimer:

Please note that we are a Nut Butter Company, and not a pudding manufacturer. While we offer a vanilla pudding power cashew butter, it's essential to understand that the texture is not that of conventional pudding. Instead, it resembles whipped frosting, characterized by a creamy, fluffy, and incredibly smooth consistency. The flavor profile of our vanilla pudding power cashew butter is as close to vanilla pudding we could possibly get, boasting a milky sweet taste of vanilla.

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Ingredients:

  • Green Glazed Pie Chips- Enriched Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Vitamin B1 [Thiamin Mononitrate], Vitamin B2 [Riboflavin], Folic Acid), Palm and Palm Kernel Oil with TBHQ for Freshness, Sugar, Graham Flour, Corn Syrup, Molasses, Contains 2% or Less of Salt, Leavening (Baking Soda, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Monocalcium Phosphate), Malt Extract, Soy Lecithin), Green Food Coloring

    Vanilla Pudding Power Cashew Butter- Cashews, Palm Shortening (sustainably sourced), White Chips (sugar, skim milk, hydrogenated vegetable oil [palm kernel oil, soybean oil, palm oil), Vanilla Powder, Milk Powder, Vanilla Flavor, Natural & Artificial Flavors, Yellow Food Coloring

     

Nutritional Label/Allergens:

  • See image in gallery above
  • Allergens: Contains Tree Nuts (Cashews), Dairy, Milk, Gluten, & Soy (manufactured in a facility that processes Peanuts)

Customer Reviews

Based on 178 reviews
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Zach Fochtman
GOOOOOOOD

Amazing flavor, ate it out the jar like a savage. 5/5 would buy again

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Braiden Schuerger
Nothing short of incredible!

I didn't grow up in the 90s but I was always curious about how the old Turtle Pies would taste after hearing about them in a discontinued snacks documentary. And safe to say this spread absolutely did not disappoint!! I loved it! Absolutely would buy again!!

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Giordanny alvarado
Legit amazingness

This flavor is BOMB!!! Id eat this all day long as my dessert! Need to get a stock of this so I never run out if this amazingness that was created! Keep killing it you got a customer for life

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Beau Rabe
Ono!

BROKE DA MOUT. For all my Hawaiian’s out there, this spread won’t disappoint! Buggah was mean! Put it on diamond brand soda crackers or kings rolls! My kids loved it!

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Chris Maxim
Cowabunga!

I underestimated how good this flavor would be. Great vanilla taste and the pie pieces add a nice texture.