REMEMBER THE CHOCOLATE CAKE?
You know the scene. The whole school packed into the assembly hall, one kid up on stage, and a chocolate cake roughly the size of a truck tire. He was supposed to be made an example of. Instead he ate the whole thing, slice after slice, while the room went from dead silent to absolutely feral. Nobody watching that ever cared about the lesson — everybody just wanted a piece of that cake. So we put it in a jar: chocolate cake peanut butter under fudge icing, chocolate crispearls, and a ribbon of chocolate sauce. Dense enough that one spoon feels like a dare. Bruce would be jealous.
GET IT WHILE IT'S BACKWHAT'S INSIDE
Ingredients
Peanuts, Canola Oil, SUGAR, VEGETABLE SHORTENING (PALM OIL, SOYBEAN OIL, MONO AND DIGLYCERIDES, POLYSORBATE 60), WATER, SUGAR, COCOA ALKALI PROCESSED, CO RN SYRUP, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF THE FOLLOWING: COCOA, SOYBEAN OIL, SALT, TO PRESERVE FRESHNESS (POTASSIUM SORBATE, SODIUM BENZOATE), CITRIC ACID, MONOGLYCERIDES, SOY LECITHIN, CHOCOLATE LIQUOR, HYDROGENATED PALM OIL, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, Sugar, palm and palm kernel oil, nonfat dry milk, cocoa, whole milk powder, sorbitan tristearate, soy lecithin, salt., Sugar, Bleached Enriched Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Soybean And/Or Canola Oil, Water, Egg Whites, Corn Syrup, Semi- Sweet Chocolate (Sugar, Chocolate Liquor, Cocoa Butter, Soybean Lecithin [Emulsifier], Vanilla Extract, Milk), Cocoa (Processed With Alkali), Vegetable Oil Shortening (Palm Oil, Canola Oil), Natural And Artificial Flavor, Salt, Whey (Milk), Modified Cornstarch, Leavening Blend (Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Sodium Bicarbonate, Cornstarch, Enriched Wheat Flour [Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid], Monocalcium Phosphate, Calcium Sulfate), Soybean Lecithin, Molasses., Palm Oil, Semi-sweet Chocolate (Sugar, Chocolate, Cocoa Butter, Milk Fat, Soy Lecithin, Vanillin, Artificial Flavor, Milk), Cane Sugar, Cornstarch, Semi-sweet chocolate 84.0% (unsweetened chocolate; sugar; cocoa butter; milkfat; lecithin (soy); natural flavor(s) ) ; crisped cereals (wheat flour, sugar. wheat malt flour, starch (wheat), sodium bicarbonate (raising agent), salt, cocoa butter, natural vanilla flavor); glucose syrup (wheat); sugar; confectioner's glaze (arabic gum)
Allergens
Contains: Milk, Egg, Wheat, Peanuts, Soy
Manufactured in a facility that also processes: Tree Nuts
Nutrition Facts
- READY-TO-EAT
- 16 OZ JAR
- NOSTALGIC DESSERT